John F. Kennedy

John Fitzgerald Kennedy (JFK) is a former POTUS and currently an Admiral of the New Pizza Republic Space Force. He's known for his "assassination in 1963", resolving the Cuban Missile Crisis, a bunch of stuff with black people, and helping the terrorist organization known as NPR.

Early Life
JFK was born in Brookline and learned a bunch of cool stuff. Blah blah blah, then he joined the US Navy in WWII did some cool shit there blah blah blah got a purple heart. Blah blah blah, nobody cares. Then later on in life became a senator which is pretty boring if you ask me!

President of the United States
So a little known fact about JFK is that he was ACTUALLY the President of the USA for a time. He was inaugurated at the age of 40 something I forgot. But that makes him REALLY young for a President, which I guess is impressive to some people. Anywho he then did some badass shit in the cold war. He stopped nazi zombies, stopped the Cuban Missile Crisis, told some guy he was stupid for buying a chair. He wasn't all fun and games though... JFK did some pretty nasty stuff, such as calling Theodore Pizzavelt a retard <still mad about that btw, pissed off a lot of racists, and decided he got bored of being President. When he got bored with being President he decided to kill him self and blame it on some Oswald guy... After that he faded into obscurity and probably went off to Africa to fight commies.

Admiral of the NPRSF
Later on in 2035 JFK just showed up one day in the NPR. He was immediately made Admiral because the NPR had never seen such a handsome, true American on their land before.

He did a bunch of cool stuff after that. He also rescued Theodore Pizzavelt and Saul Goodman in Operation Pizza Thunder. He was VP for some time and likes to eat hamburgers on sunny days. He enjoys long walks on the beach and has 16 cats.