Arthur McPizza

Early Life
Arthur McPizza was born in Havana Cuba 1973 to his fat dairy addicted parents. McPizza was born with a horrible disfigurement in his legs most likely caused by the horrible eating habits of his parents. Constantly being made fun of and laughed at for his legs and crippling milk addiction. he left Cuba and fled to Italy, he joined the Italian Army hoping to die in war. Turns out McPizza was a military genius and rose through the ranks very quickly. He became general at the young age of 43 but hidden from the public eye because of his legs, Cuban ancestry, and milk addiction.

Season 1
One day he went to Gideon's Pizzaria for a slice but was caught up in the 1st Pizza Civil war. In prison with nothing to do he started planning a revolt. Using his genius and public speaking skills he was able to rally everyone for his revolt and ended up taking power. Seeing an opportunity to fulfill his and his father's mad dream he became the dictator of the Pizza Empire. In the background he started working to build up Cuba's dairy industry to fulfill his father's dream. To do this he had to take over Canada and when he started planning his invasion in 2020, Two CIA agents named Jason "Pizzaman" Gideon and Aaron Pizza Hotchner arrested him. They put inplace a new Republic and put local idiot John Pizza Kennedy incharge thinking nothing could go wrong.

Later on he was contacted by Uncle and was recruited to the Church of Uncle inorder to destroy the New Pizza Republic. In 2035 he revived Adolf Hitler thinking that he would destroy the New Pizza Republic but his plan was foiled when Adolf Hitler hit his head and forgot why he hates jews.

Season 2
When Cheeder McSause transported himself to 1920's Chicago it brought McPizza along aswell for unknown reasons (probably Uncle powers). He found out Cheeder was alive and vowed to kill him and any other surviving NPR members. He joined up with the local Army base and became its CO. To get to this position he had to rustle the feathers of a lot of the brass there, including Liam O'Pizza.

In 1923 Harold Pizzapone was devising a plan to destroy Detroit city and needed artillery cannons. To do this he needed the help of Liam O'Pizza (this plan was unknown to Liam) but Liam couldn't help him with McPizza looming over him and asked the Chicago Pizza Mafia to eliminate him first. The CPM decided to go ahead with the plan and raided the fort McPizza was staying in. They worked their way into the fort and finally found McPizza hiding in a closet. They executed him....

General Arthur McPizza

Died: Spring of 1923