John Pizza Kennedy

1st NPR President and famous comedian.

Early Life
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Presidency
JPK is famous (or infamous depending who you ask) for being the 1st President of the NPR. He put in place the Pizza Constitution, did some trolling, declared war on super cuba again, got convinced to put Aaron Pizza Hotchner in jail, got Aaron Pizza Hotchner out of jail, called Mr. Rogers, invented the Arthur McPizza away beacon, and then died.